Incest, is...gross. I mean, Jesus H. Christ, why did Sophacles feel the need to write about it? No one likes hearing about it, watching it, or even thinking about it. It gives us a queasy feeling inside, a feeling which is altogether unpleasant. The line about "depositing his seed in the womb of the one who [ejected] him," or something like that, gave me a cosmic gross-out of epic proportions. I mean, i can appreciate the tagedy of Oedipus, and how ironic it was that his own investigation for the sake of his people utterly brought about his own downfall, but it is totally eclipsed by the fact that Oedipus did the nasty with his mom and produced offspring which will likely have problems later on in their lives.
Dude, it's just not right. Think about the bible. "Honor thy mother and father." HONOR, not HAVE SEX WITH. Notice the key difference between the number of words/letters and the completely different meanings behind the words.
"But couldn't having sex with something be a form of honoring someone?"
No. No it isn't. It's a form of physical pleasuring that should stay OUT of the family, for your information.
If the ick factor wasn't enough to dissuade you, think about the consequences. A common consequence of sexual activity: children. A common consequence if incest: mutants. The combination of similar genes creates oddness in the offspring, and they end up having two heads or one nipple. Weird.
Besides that, you get to have the pleasure of being the brother of your daughter, or whatever. Those dual tiles shall be with you forever. On your epitaph it'll say, "He was a son/husband and a brother/father. Seriously. Messed up." It'll say that. I'l make sure of it personally. You go in to a job interview, guy will ask, "What's your family life like?" While you hesitate, trying to not show how depraved you really are, I'll jump in outa nowhere and say, "HE *%$@ED HIS MOMMA AND MADE LITTLE BABIE BROTHERS/SISTERS!!!" Watch your back.
MILFs are cool. I like them quite a bit. They give me hope for the future. But it shouldn't be YOUR mom. Why? Because it's fricking weird. If everyone went around banging their parents and making new families within families, eventually we'd run out people to procreate with. (412)
4 comments:
Dave,
I'm glad that I get to comment on your excellent blog first. I agree with you that incest isn't cool and it never has been. Even the greeks figured that one out. Obviously it didn't work out for Oedipus since he had to dig out his eyes. I enjoyed reading your point of view on the topic and I'm glad that you are also against incest. You have obviously leaned something useful from this greek classic.
I am glad to say that I also am against incest. I found your writing style to be unique from every other blog I have read and I am glad for it. You seem to be simply expressing your opinion on a topic with honesty and sincerity which makes your blog fun to read.
-- J LO
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Mr. B--While I like to give everyone the freedom to explore ideas in these blogs, please remember that it is still a school assignment and watch your language accordingly.
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